Omaha Adult Entertainment: Breaking Brad: Monday, Jan. 16
… This just in: Outgoing Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour plans to show up at the first Oakland Raiders home game next fall and pardon all 70,000 fans.
* An unacceptable level of radioactivity has been found in metal tissue holders sold at Bed Bath & Beyond. You know the acceptable amount of radioactivity in metal tissue holders? Zero.
* A Texas teenager who ran away from home was mistakenly deported to Colombia. This is every parent’s worst nightmare. “Mom, can you pick me up?” “Oh, OK, where are you?” “Bogota.”
* A legal Nevada brothel called the Moonlite Bunny Ranch is endorsing Ron Paul. This is an ominous sign for the Democrats, when a brothel goes Republican.
* Several Democratic congressmen immediately announced 7 to 10 fact-finding missions to the brothel to see what’s going on.
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Filed by kingofomaha at January 16th, 2012 under Omaha adult entertainment