Omaha Massage Parlors: HAAS-TA LA VISTA: Signs of punny business
A joint where underage customers are welcome: “Bar None”
A German car dealership in Texas: “Audi, Pardner!”
A bookshop specializing in out of print poetry: “It Could Be Verse!”
And, the annex, books written by prisoners: “Prose and Cons”.
A group of grammarians offering their consulting services: “The Whom.”
How about a shoe shop where they offer you Viagra and shoe cleaning: “Rise and Shine!”
A German sausage store: “The Wurst Place”
The breakfast spot run by an ex-hooker: “Over Easy” (It’s place that could be “Eggs-rated”)
Then, the German version of that famous Chicago Tribune headline claiming Dewey won: “Truman Kaputt!”
Maybe there is someone who wants to bring back that sad circus clown character made famous by Emmett Kelly, and name him Donald Tramp.
A Massage parlor near a Shakespeare festival: “Ay! There’s the Rub!”
See the full article from “WeHo News”
Filed by omaha-massage at May 14th, 2011 under Omaha massage parlors