Omaha Strip Clubs: Thanks To ‘Jonah Hex’, Megan Fox’s Bust Can Be Yours
Thanks To ‘Jonah Hex’, Megan Fox’s Bust Can Be Yours
Though Megan Fox reportedly claimed she would commit suicide if Hasbro made her an official
action figure, she still received the plastic mold treatment for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. As she survived unscathed, DC Direct clearly felt comfortable turning her into a sultry Jonah Hex statue. Look at the way she seems to be rising out of the box, like a gift wrapped present, or a stripper out of a cake! This will undoubtedly find its way to many a man’s shelf. We can only speculate on what might happen to her there, and pity her painted eyes.
For those who prefer their busts less busty, you’ll be able to get Josh Brolin as the scarred bounty hunter, Hex. I’m not a fan of busts (I must have legs to my figures, or I’m weirded out by them), but I actually like this one. It looks like Brolin, and it’s armed, which is a “Can it fit on my desk?” consideration in my book. He’ll try his
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Filed by dallasfromomaha at February 15th, 2010 under Omaha strip clubs